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Saturday, April 19th, 2003
11:20 pm
choke me.
spank me.
pull my hair.

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Thursday, March 27th, 2003
7:20 pm
well kids. here's an update:

1. i like sexing it up.
2. i like sexing it up a lot.
3. i like sexing it up a lot with german shepards.

maybe that isn't an update really?

oh well. fuck off. <3

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Monday, January 6th, 2003
12:30 am
hey bitches.

what the motherfuck is going on here?
this new year better be full of lots of dick and plenty of pussy.

see you fuckasses later.

<3 vanna.

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Sunday, October 20th, 2002
12:12 am
well hello.
i know everyone has missed me a bunch. i've missed you all also. i've been so busy. for nearly a month i was working in vegas. y'know stripping and prostituting myself. i made a ton of money and had a great time. i met a new man of my dreams. he's a mexican elvis impersonator. hector is so beautiful. he's only 17 but that's not a problem really. and he also can't speak a lick of english except for when he's singing blue suede shoes or jailhouse rock. i really do think he might be the one. the one that makes every dream of mine come true. i sure hope so. i better get going now. we're off to do crazy things with a corona bottle.

<3 vanna.

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Thursday, August 22nd, 2002
7:51 am

this girl should seriously die. thank you very much.

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Wednesday, July 24th, 2002
10:48 pm
do you all know what is fuckin' lame and fuckin' bullshit?

gHeTtO wRiTiNG MuTHaFucKA.

some people should just die.

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Wednesday, July 10th, 2002
11:36 pm
i was listening to nelly on the radio. and that song 'it's gettin' hot in here' was on. and doing just as nelly says i did take off all my clothes. it was really great. too bad he wasn't actually there singing it to me. next time i'll be calling his sexy ass over.

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Thursday, June 13th, 2002
2:28 pm
my party was such a fist in the ass. haha.
it was so great. and so many people showed.
thanks to everyone.

on a different note...

for any of you that has good taste in music:
botch is playing their last show on saturday.
it's gonna be the most brutal and amazing show. ever.
so make sure you go.
saturday. the fifteenth. seattle. the showbox. six pm.
be there or be fuckin' dead.

<3 vanna.

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Sunday, June 2nd, 2002
10:17 am
hi kids. vanna here. i'm hosting a party this weekend. i know you all want to come. the theme is 'bend me over i like a big dick/fist/arm/2 liter bottle in the ass'. so make sure you all bring your lube. or none if you like it rough. oh yea. it'll be fun stuff.

<3 vanna.

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Friday, May 10th, 2002
3:55 pm

Which Angry White Boy Band are You?

test by endofsanity

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Tuesday, May 7th, 2002
10:18 pm
hey. vanna here. i haven't posted in what seems like forever. i'm sure everyone's been wondering where i've been. so let me tell you. i've been partying it up like the star i am. all these parties to go to. and blow jobs to give. it's hard to keep up down here in the warm california sun. i've been thinking of taking a break pretty soon. y'know. going on a trip and quit partying for a while. but then i thought why in the hell would i want to do that? life is all about partying and having fun. duh. anyways. i hope everyone's been watching wheel of fortune. we need to keep those ratings up.

<3 vanna.

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Wednesday, April 24th, 2002
1:55 pm
due to the really cool people whom like to post anonymous. this is going to be a registered users only posting party.

oh yea. fuck all of you.

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Tuesday, April 2nd, 2002
7:17 am
trips to cancun. shooting up in a '61 corvair off of hollywood blvd. fucking 17 year old boys at disneyland. masturbating listening to the soothing sounds of combat wounded veteran. being donkey punched by alex trebek. and baking brownies topped with coke.

that, bitches, is what i've been doing lately. sorry for the lack of updates. i know you all have missed me.

<3 vanna.

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Tuesday, February 19th, 2002
9:54 pm
fuck me. someone. please?

current mood: horny

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Saturday, February 2nd, 2002
7:01 am
what the fuck? i haven't been posting. i know. busy busy. i was almost thrown in jail last night. all i was trying to do was suck a lil' dick. actually it was a huge one. and do some coke. do the police know who they're messing with? muthafuckin' vanna fuckin' white. i let the cops hit this and they let me go. boo-yea. go me.

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Saturday, December 22nd, 2001
6:53 am
like whoa. i haven't hit this bitch up in quite a while now. what have all you punk asses being doing? i'm waiting for santa to cum down my chimney. oh yea. that'll feel nice.
happy holidays to everyone. i hope you all get some.

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Thursday, November 22nd, 2001
7:28 pm
happy muthafuckin' thanksgiving bitches.

instead of eating turkey today i've been eating nothing but dick.
just a normal day for a girl like me.
i hope you're all getting drunk and driving home.
that's the way to do it. assholes.

<3 vanna.

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Thursday, November 8th, 2001
4:00 pm
shit yea bitch.
vanna has some aim action.
talk to me. please.


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Friday, November 2nd, 2001
8:30 am
where have i been you ask?
i've been riding yer mom that's where.
i'm so bored.
i need someone's CUMpany.
i like to masturbate using jumbo size pert plus bottles bought from costco.
i rule.
i know.

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Sunday, October 21st, 2001
8:46 pm
i wish the goddamn marniners would f'n win a game. hopefully they can come back and beat those pussy bitchassed yankees and their 3-1 lead. fuck ny.

current mood: pissed the fuck off

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